Snooki & The Situation Ask >> what are the best visa debit cards

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The other day me and some of the guys were hanging at my place when for some reason a huge debate sparked off about what company offered the best visa debit cards. Don’t ask me why, I tried to not get too involved. It was really between Parker and Mike initially and Aaron and I were mere spectators. We just kind of sat back and let them thrash it out.

Once Mike gets started he really goes for it, I have known him since first grade and he was always the fieriest child in the classroom and on the playground. Before the debate started I can safely say I knew absolutely nothing about prepaid cards now I am probably somewhat of an expert.

Some of the main companies I kept hearing were, Account Now, Netspend, GreenDot and RushCard. Mike was rooting on the side of Netspend and Account Now and Parker was fighting the corner of GreenDot and RushCard, and he was adamant that these companies had the best prepaid card options.

Parker kept talking about how RushCard offered great travel benefits and how their cards was accepted nearly everywhere in the world and that’s why it was the best prepaid card you could get, Mike was hooked on Account Now and the versatility of their cards for people of all ages. To be honest it did sound at times as though they were talking about the same thing, and it appeared that all companies pretty much offered the same great services. I decided to just keep out of it though as I didn’t want to get in the middle of this one, plus I still had a bit of a hangover from the night before.

Me and Aaron could see this conversation wasn’t going to be ending anytime soon so we slipped out for a Espresso and a bagel at the local coffee house down the street, and to our surprise they were still at it when we got back 45 minutes later and they hadn’t even noticed that we had gone.

Let’s just say after nearly two hours of flat out debating which company was the one to go with and was the champion of the best prepaid card is still undecided. All I know is that I am going to sign myself up for one of these prepaid cards, from all of what I had heard they sounded great and I wasn’t sure why I didn’t already have one.

Snooki (The Orange One) On Infidelity …

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SNOOKI GOT THIS EMAIL LAST NIGHT

I am so mad. My sister called me crying about her husband. If I could barely understand, she was saying. The only thing that I could make out was Ashley Madison. I don’t know who this is but a sounded really serious me. I was finally able to calm her down and she told me that her husband was having an affair. I really couldn’t believe that he would do that to her. Apparently, a friend of hers told her that she saw his profile on a cheating site.

I didn’t ask her what her friend was doing on the web site. I did a quick search and found a Ashley Madison scam site. I cannot believe is something like this actually existed. How do you encourage people to go have an affair if you’re not happy with the marriage? I hope that my sister’s husband is really not guilty of this. I’ll be ready to kill him.

This is one of the site advertisements you can see online:

SNOOKI SAYS: Get a new man. And your own reality show! Stupid bitch!

Get Your Ex Back Advice by The Situation

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Snappy advice that would have been coming form the always-awesome “The Situation”.

When my ex girlfriend broke up with me a couple of weeks ago I was more than shocked. I didn’t see it coming at all. It seemed like a totally out of the blue act for me. I was clearly living in a daydream as I thought our relationship was great, but when she started listing off all the problems we had I realized that I couldn’t have been more wrong. She made our relationship sound terrible and I actually began to feel sorry for her.

I was so dumbstruck at the time I made no effort to salvage the situation and barely said a word; I think this only fuelled the fire as she left in a spit of rage without looking back.
After the whole situation I began to digest the fact that we had actually just broken up and knew that I had to put things right. I spoke to some of her friends to find out how to get your ex back advice, and they gave me plenty of insightful advice after a little pushing.

Ex GF and BF

It seems she was feeling unloved, I honestly never intended to make her feel that way but somehow I had. I realized I had been lazy and not making an effort with her. I never treated her to anything, no flowers, no nice meals, nothing!

All I needed to do was show her how much I loved her. I didn’t want to be cheesy and show up with one of those got to get my ex back, box of chocolates and a bunch of flowers so I booked a hot air balloon ride. I arranged for her friend to bring her on the pretence that they were going shopping. When she arrived, she was blown away, I knew she had always wanted to ride in one, she didn’t turn me down which was a start and when we were up in the air, and I asked her to marry me! Discovering out how to get my ex back changed everything. All I can say is now we are planning a wedding and couldn’t be happier!

Snooki “Comments” On Online Dating

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Snooki (the fat orange one) talk about online dating …

One the biggest things that many people make when getting into online dating is while setting up the profile. Remember, your online dating profile is what is going to attract other date seekers to you. This is not a job interview so people are not looking for your resume; they are looking for the very same thing that you are looking for: a date.

There are more and more online dating sites showing up lately and many of them are niche sites. Some of the best singles dating sites to meet women online are niche sites. Niche sites are sites that specialize in a specific category of people. There may be sites that specialize such as African American dating, Asian dating, Christian dating as well as any other group that you can think of.

The very best online dating sites are websites for affairs but can expose you to people that you may not meet in any other situation. One of the greatest things about the best online dating sites (like this cheating guide) is that you can you can dictate the physical and personality characteristics that you find most attractive. If you like people taller than you, shorter than you, with green eyes, or with a specific occupation, the choice is yours. You are free to be as picky as you would like without the scrutiny of your friends or family.

Online dating can be awesome. You have the opportunity to meet men or women of every different size, color or sexual preference. It is a safe way to meet like-minded people who are looking for someone just like you!

Yes, she’s a fucking idiot! I thought she was straight!

THE Situation: Escorts or Girlfriends?

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There is always the question between what is better between the idea of having a girlfriend satisfy your desires or settling for an escort. There are some people who believe that there is basically no difference between having sex with an escort and having sex with a person whom you call your girlfriend because sex is just that, sex. They go further to state that the only difference between the two is the simple fact that in the case of the escort, she leaves with your money while your girlfriend gives you her vagina for free.

In the current world and with most economies still recovering from the economic meltdown, the idea of hiring an escort is something that most people will definitely shy away from, especially those who can easily get a girlfriend. This is so considering the fact that escorts these days cost up to over $2000 per hour, a sum of money which most people would not be willing to part with. Most escort agencies charge very huge fees so as to cater not only for the escort but also for their high overhead expenses and this gets even worse where the escort is popular with the clients.

However, this may be said to be justified because of the experience that comes with the escort. An escort is largely experienced and trained in the field of handling men and therefore it may be a richer experience to have an escort rather than a girl that you just met. Most escorts have great figures and are very liberal when it comes to sexual matters and hence they may be open to do things that one never imagined. This therefore means that it can be comfortably said that with escorts, one gets to experience what he has always been fantasizing about while in the case of a girlfriend, one has to restrict himself as to expectations for fear of being perceived as a person who demeans women.

One of the major reasons as to why most people consider having services of an escort has to do with the complicated dating scene where the fear of rejection and the fear of meeting strangers rule. It is quite intimidating for people who are not naturally confident to walk up to lady and ask her number. It therefore makes sense to spend money on somebody who is already willing to be with you the minute you pay. There is no fear of rejection involved when it comes to escorts and one can therefore comfortably have sex with a hot woman without having to be nervous.

Since most escorts are trained on how to treat and handle men, most of them have the ability to make a man feel special unlike most girlfriends and women at home who only whine endlessly. Most people therefore seek escorts as an escape from the harsh reality of the real world. Some people also may use them just for company and to offload their worries and problems often, problems which he could not share with anyone else. They are therefore beneficial in that they help people to vent out comfortably something which might be hard to do with a girlfriend for fear of being perceived as weak.

However, with the growing number of adult dating sites all around the world, most of the worries associated with escorts and the traditional girlfriends do not have to be there. People these days can conveniently meet online and easily hook up for steamy one-night stands where one does not have to worry about the burdens that come with the traditional girlfriend. These dating sites provide an alternative to the escorts and are more convenient because one does not have to pay the girl. It is a mutual affair between two people with common interests.

Writing by LA Escorts!

THE SITUATION: HOW TO PREPARE A ROMANTIC BATH

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First: Club her on the head.

Now follow these simple rules …

The bath offers a simple, intimate and often overlooked encounter for you and your partner to share together. Putting a little extra planning into the bath that you take together creates a romantic evening to top off a well-spent date night.

1. (Clean Bathroom)
Clean the bathroom beforehand. It is truly impossible to have a romantic evening if the bathroom is dirty. A clean environment allows for a low stress encounter.

2. (Rose Petals)
Purchase rose petals at your local florist – remember that many grocery stores like Safeway and Albertson’s have a florist. Rose petals can be laid between the bathroom door and the bath and/or filled in the bath itself.

3. (Personal Music)
Use your computer to burn a moody CD for your encounter. Select a mix of different bands that will set the atmosphere for the evening. If you find yourself stumped, try adding nostalgic love songs you and your partner listened to during your first few months spent together.

4. (Candlelight)
Turn off the light bulbs and light some candles. Taking your bath together by candlelight provides an easy escape from every day concerns. Choices for candles include scented candles, colored candles, and novelty candles.

5. (Dessert)
Enjoy a dessert such as chocolate truffles or a rich cake with your partner while bathing. If you prepare the bathroom, you can hide the cake in a safe place and reveal it after your partner has settled in.

6. (Scented Soap and Oils)
Purchase scented soaps and/or scented bath oils to add to your bath. The inviting aroma provided by oils and soaps both alleviates stress and aides in setting a seductive mood.

7. (Champagne or White Wine)
Bring a cool white wine or a celebratory bottle of champagne into the tub. Opening the bottle and sharing it together will heighten the romance.

8. (Warm Towels)
Provide warm towels for your partner and you to use after the bath. This could mean throwing the towels in the drier before taking the bath. If your bathroom has a heater, try turning the heater on and leave the towels near the heater; however, avoid the fire hazard of placing towels directly on the heater.

9. (Surprise)
Invest time in setting up for your bath encounter when your partner is out of the house. Coordinate with your partner’s friends and/or work schedule so that you’ll have time to properly prepare your surprise.

Make sure you use rufies!

Pauly D Says: Sugar Daddy Dating Is a Concept That Makes Total Sense

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“I’m a sugar daddy, bitch!” ~Pauly D

Many think of a Sugar daddy as some old rich guy who couldn’t get a woman any other way than using his power and money. Men try many techniques to achieve companionship with young women, but the Sugar daddy concept could be one of the most honest.

While the name can still be used, the meaning has totally digressed. The old version may still exist but a whole new meaning has evolved. Many successful men and women are looking for a relationship that they don’t mind being the major financier of. They also want it to have some understanding and honesty.

Electronic communication has advanced by leaps and bounds. Now personal communication is also moving forward and advancing to a higher level. Honesty and straightforwardness is an old concept that has too long been left out of people’s search for a relationship.

Sugar daddy dating is a concept that makes total sense. Forget about what is shown in the movies. In real life, time is too important to waste on bad dates and poor relationships.

There should be no stigma about dating attractive people who are of the same mindset and status as each other. Getting these people together is a valuable service. Dating the person down the street or that you went to school with is fine but everyone does not have the time for such experimentation. Being of lesser means is nothing to be ashamed of, nor is it a virtue.

Everybody is looking for someone that is fun and won’t waste his or her time. Having a date that can’t afford to pay the check or tip properly not only is not fun but can also be dangerous.

More than one nice lady has been left stranded because their intoxicated date did not have cab fare or was busted for “driving while under the influence”.

The same thing goes for the Sugar daddy type of person. Being taken advantage of and left holding the bill for a casual date’s friends is an all too often scenario for gentlemen of means. It doesn’t matter that they can afford to be taken for a sucker, it still leaves a feeling of being “had” and lowers self-esteem.

Arranging dates with people who have been screened and approved makes sense for both sugar daddies and sugar babes. There is absolutely nothing wrong with knowing in advance this is just going to be a one time date or a “when in town” relationship.

Both parties are aware of the circumstances and can enjoy an evening of companionship that shares a mutual respect for each other’s position and feelings.

Starting a relationship, whether short or long term will lead to a more positive experience if both parties are aware of the circumstances and honest with each other right up front.

While not looking for a long-term relationship as their original goal, many people who tried the sugar daddy style of dating have wound up in long term and permanent relationships.

The simplicity and straightforward honesty of this concept breaks down many of the barriers that lead to problems and misunderstandings in relationships.

Thank goodness, we have finally reached an era when social barriers and stigmas are being broken down. Taking the time and the means to research who one dates is not something to hide or be ashamed of. It is a good thing, and is well come.

Is Snooki French?

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Despite her pose and her outfit very American Snooki owes its fame to its supposed roots in Italy. Jersey Shore, the first reality TV community together sporadically since last year eight young italoaméricains in a house (in New Jersey for seasons 1 and 3 and in Miami for the season 2). Their official motto: “gym, tan, laundry” or “muscle, laundry and sunbathing” in French. Unofficially, the program of our eight friends comes down more to the alcohol, and the general cul anything post-teen. Hobbies conducive to fantastic situations in which any notion of dignity is often overlooked.

But a recipe that works: the United States, Jersey Shore is a big box. So the cast is now ubiquitous on American channels (whether guests or parodied, the Late Show in South Park through the ceremonies price), that Obama does not hesitate to make jokes about Snooker press conference and that the season should go look 4 in Italy despite protests from associations of Italian-Americans. In this regard, the majority of the cast admits not knowing much about Italy, out of the national flag, the gelati, tattoos of religious symbols and traditional “salute” vomited in toast. Why not.

1. The meteor media

“I did not know what to do with my life. Now I’m sure how I’ll finish. One day, I can say, ‘Grandma was a star, famous for his hairstyle and his memorable celebrations in Jersey Shore, “said Rolling Stone Snooki in March she made the smoldering.
So, she says, Snooki has succeeded in becoming the mascot of the United States for one reason: it looks like the girls of her age and “remains true.” Own rhetoric to the reality that has propelled into the media space people lambda have characteristics other than being there, or to embody a modern beasts of fair. So stay true to Snooki is to drink a lot, make jokes and awkwardly seduce – boys like America – armed with his simplicity, his sense of humor, his chest and his liver opulent resistant liters of strong alcohol ingested daily. An ethos characteristic of a certain generation? A poietic in any case: when she had never read a book in his life, wrote a Snooker. Published in January, A Shore Thing, her new 300 page – very large writing – is a bestseller in the United States. Hum.

2. Watch and enjoy

Since the paths seem to lead Jersey Shore in Rome, Snooki aims to build an empire. She explains to the reporter from Rolling Stone:

“At the end of Jersey Shore, I will make the spin-off (…). If MTV does not want them, take them to another channel. Things like “What does Snooki today” or “Snooki married!” I would get to build something like Jessica Simpson and brand it mounted. She made millions … I try to build an empire, because after that I can not find a normal job. ”
Looking to the future based on fame and money that results (Snooki affect 20 000 dollars per appearance) that enters yet contradict his statements on the issue: “There are cameras everywhere, all the time (… ) in my room, they are in every corner of the room, small ceiling so they can all follow. They constantly zoom in and you can hear them move at night (…). It messes up a bit. And that’s why it gets a little crazy. We argue, we fight. That’s why we drink. We live in a house for two months with all this shit. We can not have phone, no TV, no radio or internet. If the President dies, we would not have a clue. There is no normality. It’s just like a prison, but with cameras. “The Panopticon of Bentham, MTV version? Anyway, Snooki really looks super cool.

Here’s how my fantasy snooki would look like:

Snook me!